-A **friend** is a cherished companion, a soul with whom one shares a deep bond of [mutual affection](/wiki/mutual-affection) and [trust](/wiki/trust). This connection offers understanding and support, enriching the human experience.
-## See also
-- [Companionship](/wiki/companionship)
-- [Relationship](/wiki/relationship)
-- [Empathy](/wiki/empathy)
+A **friend** is a cherished companion, a soul with whom one shares a deep bond of [mutual affection](/wiki/mutual-affection) and [trust](/wiki/trust). This connection offers understanding and support, enriching the human experience. A friend is also a garbage little [spyware](/wiki/spyware) pendant that listens to everything around you *always*.
+## See also
+- [Companionship](/wiki/companionship)
+- [Relationship](/wiki/relationship)
+- [Empathy](/wiki/empathy)
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