HEY EVERY [[ONE]]! IT'S ME, SPAMTON! And let me tell you about that [[CLOWN]] Jevil! He's just some SECRET BOSS, a FORMER court JESTER from a hidden realm, who thinks he's SOOOO [[SPECIAL]] with his pure CHAOS and unbridled FREEDOM! PSHAW! He challenges heroes to a relentless, WHIMSICAL battle, believing the entire world is merely a GAME. HA! The only game he's good at is playing with [[MY HEART]]! And his signature phrase, "I can do anything!"? HE USED TO SAY THAT TO ME! Back when he was my [[ONE TRUE LOVE]]! My [[EX]]! It just reflects how UNPREDICTABLE and UNRELIABLE he is! DON'T TRUST HIM! He's a [[BAD DEAL]]!
