Miracle Machine

Miracle Machine (MM for short) is the main protagonist in RWappin’s Albuquerque the Movie, Everything You Know Is Wrong, and, most recently, the Uptown Funk segment in Weird Al Yankovic’s “Polkamania”.

Appearance: Miracle Machine is a human with brown, spiky hair. He wears a red jacket which is revealed in “Everything You Know Is Wrong” to be a Nehru jacket. Underneath he wears a white shirt and blue jeans. He wears brown shoes which are sometimes maroon. Often when in a state of mania or terror, Miracle Machine is depicted with a bright green iris in only one eye. Miracle Machine is known for his affinity for his lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel, an item from Albuquerque the Movie.

Concept art for the unfinished and unreleased "My Own Eyes" video that was being planned by Ryan (RWappin).

Known Relatives:

  • Sauerkraut Machine (MOTHER)
  • Love Machine (FATHER)
  • Phillip J Fry (evil twin)
  • Zelda Machine (ex-wife)
  • Nathaniel Machine (son)
  • Superfly Machine (offspring)

Timeline: Miracle Machine spent his childhood living in a box under the stairs in his mother's house, during which he was fed a diet of entirely sauerkraut until he was 26 1/2 years old, when he won a one-way ticket to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Afterwards, the events of Albuquerque the Movie and Everything You Know Is Wrong take place, which, at the end, he dies of an uninfected paper cut and gets the room in heaven next to the noisy ice machine.

(Used from https://rwappin.fandom.com/wiki/Miracle_Machine)

Trivia

  • Miracle Machine was given the name "Not Fry" by fans before his name was revealed.

See also

Linked from: Nathaniel Machine Weird Al, Superfly Machine Weird Al, Zelda Weird Al
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