-**Donpollo** is the king of ohio, an dominican guy wich eated chicken in his car and got famos and became famos and friend of king of kfc whuich is that old man i dont renember the name
+# **DonPollo, the King of Ohio**
+**DonPollo**, whose birth name remains a mystery (though rumors suggest it might be Humberto), is a legendary and self-proclaimed **King of Ohio**. From his improvised throne in a Cleveland fried chicken joint, this king without an official crown (but with enough sauces to drown an army) has ruled his domains with an iron fist wrapped in a paper napkin.
+## **Origins and Rise to the Throne**
+DonPollo's story began sometime between 2010 and the dawn of time, when fate (and the need for good fried chicken) led him to Ohio, a state hitherto indifferent to the chicken's culinary sovereignty. Legend has it that during a full moon and a buy-one-get-one-free special night, DonPollo rose among his battalion of fried foods and bellowed, **"I am your king!"** No one dared to question him. How could they? He had *the sauce*.
+## **Government and Policies**
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